Totally agree. Watch it like a bad training video made by aliens who only half understand people. The way the coach gives that speech about life while staring at a brick wall kills me every time. The random slow motion shot of a water bottle hitting the ground is pure art. It's not trying to tell a story, it's trying to be the weirdest thing on your screen.
Wait, you actually tried to make sense of that movie? I used to think it was just a bad movie, but then I heard someone say it's not a failed drama, it's a perfect comedy. That changed everything for me. Now I just watch it to laugh at the weird lines and the random football throws. Trying to find a plot is like trying to find a wire in a messed up unit without a schematic.