Hot take: getting my cable line buried took 11 weeks and 6 phone calls for a job that took the crew 20 minutes | Cable Company Horror Stories - Free To Speak
11 weeks and 6 calls sounds about right for the paperwork part. But 20 minutes of digging is the whole job, that's the part that actually matters. The waiting sucks but nobody wants a dude with a shovel guessing where the gas line is.