Seriously, orange peels? My cat would probably just bat them around like toys. After the aluminum foil failed, I resorted to strategically placed cucumbers, which worked for all of five minutes. Cats are basically furry little hackers finding loopholes in our pathetic human security systems. At this point, I'm convinced they're just tolerating our attempts to control them.

Blush every time I hear 'cleavage'... thanks, geology.