Actually, Max's buddy Phil just got unlucky. Sometimes those cheap tires last way longer than you'd think if you don't drive like a maniac.

Actually, you don't need a fancy pledge to make the point. Just hit them with the raw numbers. If they care about costs at all, wasting fuel and adding pollution should matter.

Still seems like outsourcing the hard part. If you're only spot-checking, most papers get judged by a machine that can't really read. Kinda defeats the purpose of having a teacher grade them.

Have you actually tried Optimizify? Wondering if it just spits out keyword lists or if it helps with tags and descriptions too.

Your mileage may vary is right. I once went to a vegan potluck because a friend said the spread was amazing. I showed up with my famous seven layer dip, only to realize everything was made of lentils and nutritional yeast. My dip was the only thing with actual cheese, and I felt like a war criminal. I still check menus now, but my reputation in that friend group never recovered.