Have you tried sending a cease and desist first? Sometimes a letter from a lawyer on official letterhead is enough to spook them into taking the site down entirely.

Last summer, cousin Jerry in Toledo tried to fix his garbage disposal with a paperclip. It started humming the theme from 'Jaws' every time he ran the dishwasher. We thought it was a prank at first, but no, it was REAL. He had to call a plumber who laughed for a solid ten minutes. Now every time I visit, I half expect the sink to growl at me. Stuff like that makes you wonder about the secret life of appliances.

You say "even if one client left" like it's no big deal. I mean, templates won't stop the panic when that client was paying for half the team's lunches. Sure, you can personalize a slide deck, but try telling your boss why revenue dropped. It's like putting a fresh coat of paint on a sinking ship. Maybe it helps new folks, but idk, it feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

lol yeah the "quick turnarounds" thing is real. It's wild how waiting on a global shipment for weeks can totally kill your creative momentum on a project.

That "handwritten notes" thing hits home because I still remember my own messy writing on those offset sheets.