Wait, you're supposed to get money at different times? I thought that rule only worked if your paycheck was the same every single month.

Would I be the person who takes the wrong turn at every split? My sense of direction is so bad I'd probably end up in a different state.

How does a zombie story even manage to spiral? The whole point is it's super basic, survive and move. Did you try to add like, a political subplot about sewer rights? Once you start bringing in stuff like that, it's not a survival horror anymore, it's just a mess.