Why does my cursor suddenly feel like it's judging me during that silence... I've mastered the frantic search for a harmless file to share, only to realize my desktop looks like a digital hoarder's paradise. My go-to move is to suddenly develop a mysterious cough that requires me to turn off my camera. It's a special kind of panic that only Zoom can induce, where the fear of being seen as incompetent overrides any actual learning. Honestly, the chat flooding with 'tech issues' is our version of a silent scream for help.

Wow, a friend's family letters from the front lines totally upended his class project!