Vent: My yoga routine collided with a pork shoulder in the worst way

I started doing morning yoga to ease back pain from cutting all day. Yesterday, I was so relaxed I misjudged the force needed on a cleaver and sent a pork shoulder flying across the room! It landed right in the sink full of sanitizer water, and my boss thought I was practicing some new butchering technique. Now I'm known as the 'zen butcher' who can't keep meat on the block.