Wait, he just dumped the dry cake mix right on top without mixing it into anything first? That is wild. Did the butter go on in little pats across the top or did he melt it? And how did it not come out all powdery and dry on top?

Honestly I used to think a good punchline was everything, but going back to those old jokes made me realize the setup is what really gets you. The way he built up to a punchline about a busy signal just had this rhythm to it that modern stuff skips. Now I catch myself appreciating the patience in the joke more than the actual laugh.

Man, that's brutal. 40 minutes and they still got $600 out, that's wild. Every bank and carrier needs to move way faster than that, and it makes me wonder how much worse it could've been if you weren't on top of it. I'd switch off SMS codes for anything that matters and get an authenticator app going, that's the only real wall I've seen work.