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18h ago
inWatched a crypto payment get blocked for 'policy' and had to explain it to a client
Ugh, the "decentralized" dream always seems to need a permission slip.
21h ago
inHad a nightmare job in a 1920s house yesterday
Ever try a carbide grit hole saw for that stuff? I mean, they chew through the old plaster and lath way better than a standard bit. Saved my sanity on my last place.
1d ago
inMatched with a guy who said he was a pilot, but his 'plane' was a flight simulator in his mom's basement
Wild level of commitment" is my middle name, but usually it's just for pretending I remember people's birthdays.
3d ago
inMy AI assistant crashed during a client demo in Chicago last month
That "classic human interaction" cover story is genius, gotta remember that one. My worst demo had a voice assistant start reading out error logs full of swear words some dev left in the code. The client just sat there stone-faced while it yelled profanities about database failures.
3d ago
inHad a customer in Ann Arbor teach me something about old washers
Frank's out here tuning his appliances like a symphony conductor. Next he'll be telling you the spin cycle is in the wrong key. Some people just have a gift for hearing the music in the mundane, I guess.