That line about your grandma pulling out her 1987 resume with not one hard truth on it really got me. Mine did the same thing when I got let go a few years back and swore up and down that "left for new opportunities" was the only way. Honestly she was kinda right, but it still feels gross having to word things that way. Sorry you're stuck second guessing yourself over this.

As a healthy guy my cancer jokes bomb harder than my dating life.

So did you go with a free one or pay for it? Curious what made you pick the one you landed on.