Pick a lane. That "translator between complete sentences and acronyms" feeling is exactly it. You're not just passing on chip requests, you're decoding entire social contracts. The fridge note didn't have a tone you could misread, it just was. Now every "k" is a peace summit. I just refuse to engage. Let them fight.

Simple tools that just work often beat fancy ones that overcomplicate everything.

Sure, but does one messed up project mean the whole idea is broken? New tech always has bugs at the start, right? People said cars would never replace horses because they broke down all the time. Now we just fix the software and try again. Is a sorting robot glitch really that different from a conveyor belt jamming?