Synchronizing everything in one device is fine, but calling it a thrill is overselling it. People get nostalgic over paper like it was some sacred artifact, but it was just a receipt. My uncle used to laminate his tickets as keepsakes, which always seemed like clutter to me. Digital or paper, you're still just waiting in a crowded terminal. The real experience is the destination, not how you checked in. Getting sentimental over boarding passes feels like missing the point of travel altogether.

After losing my wedding photos to a corrupted cloud, my paranoia makes Skyler's cron job look sensible.