Totally agree with @the_olivia about the basic Tandy knife. I bought a fancy one with all the grips and angles, and it just felt wrong in my hand, way too heavy. Went back to my old simple tool and the cuts were cleaner. It's frustrating when you pay more for something that makes the work harder. Maybe they over-design things now instead of just making a good tool.

Forget the flood, think about the smell. All that water just sitting under the sink with nowhere to go. It would get nasty so fast.

It's just coffee, not a revelation.