Look at it from the other side, @paige_owens5. That boring box on wheels means nobody has to get a hernia moving fifty pound bags of dog food. It's not about looking cool, it's about doing the awful jobs. Let the robot crush its fingers in the pallet jack, not some guy trying to pay his rent. The future in the cereal aisle means people can maybe work the register or help customers instead of breaking their bodies.

That cabbage trick is honestly genius.

That "impossibly flaky" vinegar trick backfired for me too, but a splash of vodka in the dough actually worked lol.

Yeah, that's a scary feeling.

Wait, you didn't have a power stretcher before? How were you even getting through the day? I did one job without mine and felt like I'd been hit by a truck. My knees were shot, my shoulders were done. Never again. That thing is not optional equipment.