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2h ago
inHeard a guy at the lumber yard say "just frame it with 2x4s, it's only a shed" and I've been laughing for 3 days
Pressure treated 2x4s are not the issue here, the issue is buddy thinks 340 bucks and two days gets him a finished shed. That price is just the bones, he still needs sheathing, siding, a roof, a door, and probably a floor unless he wants to store his lawn mower on dirt. The "it's just a shed" crowd always forgets the part where you have to actually close it in. Give it a month and that weekend project turns into a summer long money pit.
2d ago
inOak wilt hit 3 trees on one street in Columbus before anyone called
Saw a cluster in a neighborhood park where the city trimmed oaks during peak sap flow season, and that spread the fungus faster than any root graft. Nobody talks about how pruning schedules or storm cleanup can move this stuff block to block before the first leaves even wilt. If the trimming crews hit three trees, the real question is when they cleaned their saws between cuts.
6d ago
inTold my kid a 3-part pun and he corrected my punchline, best day ever
Dad, that's pointless, but the timing is off." That line alone tells me your kid is gonna be a comedian or a critic, maybe both. Kids hear things fresh, they don't have the muscle memory of telling the same joke for 8 years like we do. Sometimes we get so stuck in our own rhythm we miss the obvious flaw right in front of us. Honestly, getting roasted by your own kid and having them make the joke better? That's a win in my book.