That shot glass on a stick thing sounds like a recipe for a broken wrist and a 40 minute backup. Tbh I'd probably be the guy ringing the bell 3 times and still carding a 9, so maybe don't listen to me. But yeah, a bonus hole should be quick and fun, not a whole show for the crowd.

Rewrite that expense report from last month and suddenly my "business lunch" looks a lot more like "lunch with a friend who knows stuff about business." I found a similar gap in my own numbers once, turned out I'd been rounding my hours up by half an hour every day for a year. Told my manager, he laughed and said "that's called estimating." Honestly, I kept my head down then and I'd probably do it again, but it does make you wonder what else is a little stretchy.

Trained to forget" seems like a stretch, people just get bored of weird stuff real fast.