Used to swear it was always the fancy stuff, now this makes me check the dumb parts first every time.

Bitwarden's great, but two-factor auth would've blocked that too.

People always think their living room is a blank canvas until they're standing in the middle of a half torn up floor and suddenly get a vision. That snake scale thing sounds like someone watched one too many HGTV shows where they make the weirdest stuff look classy. Bet he woulda blamed you when the pattern didn't line up perfectly either. Some folks just need to feel like they're making a creative choice even when it makes zero practical sense.