Ha! Paranoid magician is the perfect way to put it, I'm stealing that. Honestly, the real magic trick is how quickly you forget the sleeve is even in your wallet until you need to actually use the card and it takes three tries to get it out smoothly. People look at me like I'm doing some weird card flourish at checkout, but hey, at least I'll still have my money to buy groceries after some dude with a scanner tries to ruin my day. Probably overkill, but so is my morning iced coffee, and I still buy that every day. Better safe than sorry, especially when sorry means a week of phone calls to the bank.