My friend Jake in Oakville had his housing aid form kicked back last week. The system just said 'incomplete' but every box was filled, and he even called to confirm. There should DEFINITELY be a human review option for when the computer gets it wrong.

Spot on, @michaelr38. These labels are basically lies. I fell for 'low-fat' yogurt that tasted like liquid candy. Now I spend more time reading boxes than actually eating. The companies just play musical chairs with ingredients to keep us buying. It's a joke how hard they make it to eat decent food. But yeah, hunting for '-ose' is a solid move.

The New York Times food section last month criticized coffee rubs for becoming a lazy shortcut in fine dining.